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Angi · 1 year ago

Hahaha....oh man, this reminds me of when I was younger and would go to the water park with friends. The "speed slide" always either shoved your swimsuit bottom SOOOO far up your butt you couldn't stand up until you fixed it or risk mooning EVERYone, or the water would practically blow your top off. We always had to go down holding our tops in place, figuring a wedgie from Hell was better than flashing everyone!

mammadawg · 1 year ago

OMG - you're right - a wedgie is DEFINITELY better than a flash! Though some people might beg to differ ;)

Angi · 1 year ago

LOL, I suppose if you're trying get Mardi Gras beads or something......

Lyssa Ireland Thomas · 1 year ago

Luckily, I haven't accidentally bared anything. If I did (and the audience survived) I'd have to kill everyone!

mammadawg · 1 year ago

lol - then I guess it's safe to say you're not one of those flashers we hear about in New Orleans, right? We both must've skipped that step in our 20's ;)

tito chris · 1 year ago

Yup, but this happened when I was in 4th grade. I scaled the school fence and when on the way down, my shorts got caught on the wire fence. It ripped all the way through and I was hanging on the fence with all my glory exposed to everyone...LOL

mammadawg · 1 year ago

Shut. UP!! lol - OMG - at the age of 10, even! That reminds me of someone I once knew, just chillin' in front of his garage on the driveway, and wondering why all his homeboys were giving him funny looks when they got there.

He was sitting with his butt on the ground, knees up. Wearing shorts.

With a HOLE in it - lol!

Leigh · 1 year ago

OMG! You are too funny! Can't say I have ever done anything like that!

mammadawg · 1 year ago

hee hee - I wish I could say the same! ;)

ciara · 1 year ago

lmao no, have never done that. but if that ever happened now, that would be pretty embarrassing considering i have an ass the size of a small country!! LOL thanks for adding me to your blogroll. i'm gonna add this one to mine now. :)

mammadawg · 1 year ago

Ciara - you are crazy! lol - and way too hard on yourself. How was the beach??

ciara · 1 year ago

little bit chilly, but the girls don't usually care if they can get in the water! me, i was just an observer lol

HappyMealsSue · 1 year ago

LMAO!!! Isn't that just hilarious how we picture something going really smoothly (and kinda sexy) then reality bites us in the (mooning) ass.

Love the new site - Mamma Dawg is on my blogroll.

mammadawg · 1 year ago

oh hell - I would've been happy just to get my ass outta the pool without looking like an idiot. lol - at least we got a good laugh out of it.

honestly - I think the lifeguards knew how embarrassed I was - they didn't even holler at me for running. And you KNOW they love using their whistles.

Busymama Kellie · 1 year ago

I've never mooned anyone but I have walked right into a large plate glass window in a crowded hall and had the noise of my head hitting the glass reverberate loudly for all to hear. How humiliating.

mammadawg · 1 year ago

OUCH! omg - I'm picturing it now, and can't imagine how loud it was in YOUR head?! That must've hurt. :( I guess we all have our moments, huh? Thank goodness we're okay talking about it afterwards!

Beth from the Funny Farm · 1 year ago

Not a FULL moon hummm.... LMAO Just a quick, blinding flash of a moon huh!

I am picturing you laying on the pool side, pulling yourself together.

Unfortunately, I manage to flash the top all of the time. I wear bikinis and hey.. what can I say other than "A is for athleticism and it doesn't really matter!" *snicker!*

mammadawg · 1 year ago

LOL - whoo! Girl, you are braver than me. I don't think I've ever worn a bikini - er, uh, in public. ;) You go, girl!

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Beachwear · 1 year ago

i have never done that.